19.1.09

Not Me Monday! (5th Edition)

It's that time again, people! It's Not Me Monday at MckMama's place! I am here to tell you all the things I did not do since last week! And this time I'm coming at you live straight from the computer, unlike last week where I did not blog from my iPhone for Not Me Monday! ;) Ok so this morning/afternoon I definitely did not accidentally sleep through my 1:00 PM class, and not only that but I did not therefore miss Chicken Finger Day at the Dining Hall! I would never sleep later than 1 PM, especially when I needed to wake up for the rare occasion when the dining hall is good (not to mention class!) Good thing that did not happen to me! Last week, while out partying chilling with friends, celebrating our return to school I most certainly did not injure myself playing beer pong! Who injures themselves playing beer pong!? Only really intoxicated people, right? Which is not me! I also did not injure myself not once, but twice! I did not decide that said injuries mentioned above would make a great blog post, and then never write it. I follow through with things like that! I did not start to write it, then decide it sucked and decided to forget it for now! I did not discuss this with my roommate, who did not suggest that I should write it next time I've been drinking so I would be "in the zone" I did not let my room get so messy in just a week of being back at school, that you really couldn't see the floor! It did not take me almost 2 hours to finally clean it today! And I definitely did not take before & after pictures in order to re-create another post like this. I did not cry twice in the last week after seeing my ex boyfriend talking to other girls. I am not that pathetic, and it has definitely been long enough for me to be over him. I did not almost write a post late one night after these said events about missing him and then decide I was too drunk tired to write it, and decide to see if I still felt the same way in the morning. I did not taking a FREEZING cold shower because the hot water in our sorority house wasn't working and I was that desperate. I did not barely survive it was so cold! I was not shaking and hyperventilating my head did not hurt terribly like a giant brain freeze. Good thing that didn't happen because that would be miserable! I did not let my reader get past 800 and still refuse to press that Mark All As Read button! I am not in denial about catching up... I do not think I can magically do it! I did not take my ADD medicine for the 1st time in probably a year, and I did not decide I don't like it because it makes me in a bad mood! It also did not make my heart race... that would be a little scary! I also did not decide it did not help me pay more attention because I am still seriously ADD! I did not spend like $5 on laundry not to mention the laundry detergent I did not buy at Wal-Mart in order to do laundry! I did not wish I could just drive my laundry home and do it for free (or have it done really)... too bad that would take like 10 hrs! I did not wait until 11 PM when it's almost not Monday anymore to write this freakin post! I am much more on top of things than that! Well that's about it, but you know you want to share what you did not do this week, too, so go link up at MckMama's place and be a late arrival like me :P

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5 comments:

Shanya said...

Hey great blog you got going on here! Its really funky :)))
Have fun!

Wendy said...

okay, so you have not me monday AND a britney themed blog going on here, we might be blogging soul mates. I love not me mondays, and my child (whom I probaly not be admiting this) has the funniest video of Britney singing Womanizer that you will ever see. Cute blog I love it!

Cammie said...

God I miss college life.

Krystyn said...

800....holy moly!

Love your not mes!

Elaine A. said...

Ok, you still need to write that beer pong post b/c I need to know how you did NOT injure yourself! ; )

And you missed chicken fingers?? That's definitely a "no-no!"

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