16.9.09

A Personal Ad

So in case you didn't know I am single, really really single as in the only males I ever talk to are someone elses boyfriend, guys that may or may not be gay, and guys that I could never see as anything more than platonic. So, in light of all this I have decided to take out a personal ad on my blog. I know what you're thinking... lame, and who meets anyone on the internet?! But it's not what you think...

My personal ad I'm taking out here on my blog is NOT for a guy. No it is not for a girl either... well at least not in a romantic way. I am taking out an ad for some single friends. I need other single girls to hang out when everyone else is with their boyfriends. It's pretty annoying when you're just looking for some company and everyone is occupied with boys. What ever happened to quality girl time? What ever happened to "F**k guys, I just wanna dance!" (That's a Dane Cook reference in case you didn't catch it!)

So, I'm seeking a college age, preferably straight just so there's no confusion, female, any size any color whatever. The only qualification is that you are completely single! And you want to hang out... I need some quality girl time. And no, listening to you talk about your boyfriend and how great he is or how great the sex is doesn't count! It would help if we could hang out IRL but, you know, blog friends/ twitter friends are welcome too!

So if you think you fit the description, let me know! You'd think that in a house full of 69 girls I could probably find some single friends, but all my good friends seem to have been taken by the relationship bug and suddenly don't have time for anything else anymore. Which is the reason for this ad! Do you need a personal ad for something, too?! Speak your peace and those of us in need can unite!!

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9 comments:

Al said...

LOVE THIS!! i hate when everyone around you has that awful disease "relationship bug".

I will be your single friend... im just a little bit of a distance away :)

mommablogsalot said...

Great idea! Single friends are a must for sure! Right about now I'd just like some IRL friends that live nearby! all my friends live 1,000 miles away back in MA!

Rebecca Louise. said...

Oh I am checking out all the English guys for you over here and it is fun! I will fly them over first class =)

Heidi said...

Well too bad I'm not single, or young, or in the same state. 'Cause I can 'girl time' it with the best of 'em. I'll blow a dandilion today and make a wish for you!

Tyne said...

Hey Patrice, I am not single... but still your friend!

I thought about you last weekend when I went to a Christy Nockels concert (she was with Watermark, if you don't know her, google her, she is great), she talked about how she feels like when she was in college she "wasted her singleness." She encouraged the college women there to enjoy their time of singleness and not feel like they need always be searching for "the one."

Good for you, on taking the time to pursue like-minded friends and enjoy your singleness.

Souvick said...

hey... its cool.. although i'm a guy.. i am writing a comment to this just to say...I liked the way...

You can chek my blog too..
http://souvickmazumder.wordpress.com

Jen said...

I hate to admit this but I was one of those girls. You know the "bit by the relationship bug" girl. I got together with my husband during senior week after graduating high school so I really didn't have all that fun, twenties girl time. Part of me regrets it a little. Although I would never give up that time with my husband (then BF).

I'm proud of you for putting it out there and I guarantee that you will find some, fun single girls who "just wanna dance" in no time!

Twin XL said...

Oh my goodness... I hope you have a good clan of single gals to hang with now :)

Twin XL said...

I swear, you'll find a guy when you're least expecting it :)

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