7.2.09

Because Everyone Needs A Little Humor

So I really didn't mean to leave my pity party post up for so long without posting again, I just couldn't figure out what to say next! So to take a break from being serious and throwing pity parties... I thought I would do something funny! I got this in a FWD text message the other day, and I thought it was hilarious, so I wanted to share! (Luckily I found it online so I didn't have to type it all up from text messaging) This is Called In Order to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice! 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that. 4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks . Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso. 5. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana. 6. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get. 7. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 8. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'. 9. Sing Along At The Opera. 10. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache. 11. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!' 12. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!' 13. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.' And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity 14. PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WHERE THE FITTING ROOM IS.

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7 comments:

Jane said...

This list is fantastic!

I can't believe I haven't been doing more than half of the things on your list.

Megan said...

Hilarious!

Denyse said...

I love #11. It reminds me of Will Ferrell as Buddy the Elf...

Thanks so much for stopping by on my special SITS day. Your blog is absolutely adorable.

Jen E @ mommablogsalot said...

Too funny!

Tenakim said...

I love those- I now need to go decide which child to fire!

I have one- when your cell phone rigns, yell- "I got it!"

Twisted Serenity said...

*LOL* Too funny!

Rebecca Kelsey of Miss Random Bliss said...

That is hilarious! It really made me laugh

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