2.2.09

Funny Comments, 2nd Edition

I got a pretty good response from this last week, so I'm gonna try and it make it a weekly thing, and post them either Sunday or Monday! So here are this weeks funny, random quotes from conversations that were either overheard or I was involved in: "I got kicked out of girl scouts. I was a Daisy & they let me graduate to Brownies, but then they asked my mom not to let me come back." "Why!!?" "I don't know... some sort of duck duck goose incident" "No junk food, we need beach bodies for Spring Break!" "Um you have a beach body you're a stick" "No... not really" "What's a beach body? Big boobs & a big butt?" "No because I can't afford big boobs!" "Does anyone have (name of professor)?" "Yeah, I've had him..." "Well today I found myself real attracted to him!" "What!? He's like 65!" "I know, but I was attracted to him..." "EW... why!?" "I don't know, maybe I was just feeling extra full of desire today..." "What kind of drink did you get?" "I'm trying something new I got a sex on the beach!" "Oh I've heard from a lot of people that's really good..." "yeah, plus it's so much fun to say!" "I'm not an alcoholic, alcoholics go to meetings!" "You can't judge, you're a stoner" "Yeah, they don't have meetings for that..."

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6 comments:

Jen E @ mommablogsalot said...

lmao this post really brought back some fun college memories. Great quotes!

Cammie said...

I love this.....you are going to need a button of some sort for it....

ShredderFeeder said...

Don't forget:

"If it wasn't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college.."

Don't ask.

Kassandra said...

LOL...you have to see my FB group

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=44840387496&ref=ts

Mandy said...

This is funny. How do you remember these conversations? I would be running to write them down!

Carol said...

Very entertaining. Totally took me back 10-ish years to my college days.

Thanks for the laugh.

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